curiositycollection:

Memorandum to Claudia Donovan, Proprietress of the splendid and substantive blog, with the unfortunately inaccurate title, “Bering and Wells.”

I must bring to your attention that, as the Senior Warehouse Agent, my name should appear first in the title of the blog.  Permit me to remind you of some particulars about my credentials, which overwhelmingly qualify me to be the Senior Warehouse Agent, and to be acknowledged as such.
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Active Field Agent for 2 Warehouses — Warehouses 12 AND 13

Successful retrieval of numerous artifacts in 2 separate CENTURIES

Inventor of an operable Time Machine — this repeatable and verifiable experiment was highly successful by all modern standards of the scientific method

Inventor of the Grappler Gun — used to save the lives of agents and Regents

Locator of the “lost” ancient Warehouse 2 — prefer not to elaborate on more unpleasant and deeply regrettable aspects of this event

Prevented Neanderthal madman from launching my Space Rocket into Germany as an offensive missile and causing an international military crisis

Prevented MacPherson from escaping Warehouse custody

Adapted quickly to operation of modern automobiles — disregard childish and highly unprofessional comments from Agent Lattimer about why he refuses to accompany me when I drive

IN CONCLUSION, I BUILT A TIME MACHINE.

Thank you for your timely and professional assistance in this matter,
Cordially,
Helena Wells, Senior Warehouse Agent

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(refers to series tagged Wells and Bering)